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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA motion sensor with a nametag and slightly more existential dread.
Professional door-sentry for the suburban retail industrial complex.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The smile that never needs a break.
squeeze.youAI▸ GREETBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects shoplifters before they cross the threshold
Greeting customers at the store entrance while monitoring for security issues and managing cart traffic. You provide a human veneer to a high-volume industrial box.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a customer is actually having a genuinely bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map your exact greeting patterns to optimize entrance flow and facial engagement.
Month 6
A stationary digital display takes over the role of answering basic product location questions.
Month 11
Robotic cart corrals eliminate the need for manual distribution and storage tasks.
Month 17
Cameras replace your eyes to identify non-receipted inventory with superior, unblinking accuracy.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your uniform is repurposed into a stylish, ergonomic dust cover for the GreetBot unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
482
Average Smiles per Shift
12
Greeting Latency (ms)
99.8%
Theft Detection Accuracy
Your severance
One lifetime pass for the automated cart return.
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