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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou sell overpriced foam rectangles to people who don't want them.
Expert at pretending this mattress choice changes their life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
squeeze.you▸ FLOORBOT PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
upsells luxury pillows during the handshake
You manage showroom floor sales and maintain store displays. You also babysit staff who hate being there.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Electronic labels update prices automatically so you don't have to.
Month 6
Cameras track customer movement to alert you to high-intent shoppers.
Month 15
Robotic units move furniture displays for cleaning and layout changes.
Year 2
Interactive screens take over financing and point-of-sale paperwork entirely.
Year 3 · D-Day
Showroom staff are offloaded to remote support for final closure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12 minutes
Average mattress snooze-time
44 per shift
Customer eye-roll frequency
Sub-zero
Staff morale index
Your severance
A slightly used floor model display pillow.
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