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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour artistic flair is just a prompt waiting to happen.
Pixel-pusher for retail, Adobe warrior, spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite templates for your retail chaos.
split.you▸ FLYERGENIUS PRO-RETAIL▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates weekly flyer sets in twelve milliseconds
You produce promotional flyers for retail using Adobe software, SAP data exports, and Excel spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which shade of red makes the supermarket shoppers stop in their tracks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent pulls inventory directly from SAP to bypass your spreadsheets.
Month 3
Vision models detect required layouts and automatically fill in retail pricing.
Month 6
Automated sentiment analysis ignores manager complaints about font sizing.
Month 9
Generative models produce all required aspect ratios from a single file.
Month 13 · D-Day
Retail stores receive flyers directly from the cloud without your intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
42
Flyers per shift
14
Adobe crashes
800%
Revision cycles
Your severance
A free monthly subscription to the software replacing you.
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