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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou hold the keys to a kingdom that is mostly Funko Pops.
Gatekeeper of the bargain bin and trade-in kiosk.
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Automated security for physical storefronts.
help!you▸ STOREGUARDIAN 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies returns for unsealed games instantly
You open the store, count register drawers, and try to sell pre-owned games to people who just want cash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a disc is scratched by the sound of the machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Electronic shelf labels end your sticker-peeling ritual forever.
Month 6
Automated disc-readers assess trade-in value without human argument.
Month 12
Biometric locks and remote alarm systems remove the need for physical keys.
Month 18
Autonomous scanners roam aisles to count stock and find misplacements.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The storefront locks itself until a customer triggers an automated entry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4 per shift
Trade-in squabbles
89 percent
Used game sticker peels
12 minutes
Store opening efficiency
Your severance
One free pre-owned copy of Madden 2014.
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