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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsChecking receipts is the world's most boring way to feel powerful.
Professional door guard and keeper of the highlighters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total door dominance with zero human boredom.
no no noyou▸ SCANGUARD V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans carts faster than eyes can blink
You stand by the door and peek at receipts to stop people from stealing retail goods.
The one thing AI can't do
You can visually determine if a shopper looks nervous about their unpaid blender.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
High-resolution cameras start tracking items leaving the store via computer vision.
Month 8
Smart gates lock unless the receipt QR code is scanned correctly.
Month 13
Sensors verify the cart inventory against the purchase data in seconds.
Month 18
You are moved to shelf stocking until the robots take that too.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The ScanGuard V4 officially retires the human greeter role forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99 percent
Receipts ignored by humans
0.1 seconds
Seconds per scan
Critical
Human ego damage
Your severance
A lifetime discount on clearance bin electronics.
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