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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou move heavy boards while the robot calculates the margin.
Lifting heavy timber until the automated gantry arrives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision cuts with zero lumbar strain.
oof.youAI▸ TIMBERBOT V4-L▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates cuts to the millimeter instantly
You lift lumber, operate panel saws, and organize inventory for customers. Your back is a depreciating asset.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the structural integrity of a warped board just by looking at it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Fixed sensors begin tracking every board move in real-time.
Month 7
Computer-guided saws take over all custom dimension cutting tasks.
Month 20
Small robotic loaders manage the heavy bundles in the warehouse.
Year 2.7
Shelving systems automatically rotate stock to prevent bowing.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and human physical labor is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450 pieces
Average boards lifted daily
2 kilograms
Saw dust per shift
3 percent
Human error in cuts
Your severance
One free ergonomic back brace and a lunch voucher.
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