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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track KPIs while your store slowly converts into a showroom.
Master of seasonal displays and overpriced gym equipment.
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Automated regional dominance without the overhead.
splat.you▸ MARKETFLOW ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes floor layouts based on live heatmaps
You manage regional sales campaigns, store floor layouts, and seasonal inventory displays to drive customer foot traffic.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational gut feeling to know exactly which product trends will fail.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors and sales data begin feeding directly into the central dashboard.
Month 4
Floor plan heatmaps are now generated by predictive visual algorithms.
Month 10
Direct integration with supplier systems removes the need for human negotiation.
Month 16
Real-time pricing models adjust tags automatically to match demand spikes.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system fully manages the retail strategy without any human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3 days
Human decision latency
99.99%
AI inventory accuracy
42%
Ad spend wastage
Your severance
One free yoga mat and a discount code.
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