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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsSelling knitwear in the Highlands is just data mining with sheep.
Small brand manager, big data ambitions, zero cold-weather protection.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising Scottish wool sales while you sleep.
squeeze.youAI▸ MARKETMASTER RETAIL-BOT 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules targeted ads for every local tourist
You manage local social media, coordinate seasonal stock launches, and track sales performance in a drafty shop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge if a jumper feels scratchy just by touching the wool.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Automated scripts sync your shop floor stock with the website.
Week 10
AI engines handle all paid search and social targeting autonomously.
Month 5
Vision models suggest display changes based on real-time heatmaps.
Month 8
Chatbots handle all customer inquiries about yarn types and orders.
Month 10 · D-Day
The brand goes fully automated and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
98% accuracy
Seasonal stock turnover rate
100% inevitable
Human creative fatigue
Limitless
Digital campaign reach
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wool discount codes.
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