Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Retail Phone Salesperson jobs? · Latest report #tmxt9tdw
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour rehearsed enthusiasm is just a script for an LLM anyway.
Professional button-pusher and carrier-plan reciter.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every lead before you reach coffee.
stretchy.youAI▸ DIALTONE PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human empathy with sub-millisecond latency
You manage customer inquiries and push mobile plans through high-pressure sales scripts. A server does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific moment a customer is lying about their current carrier deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM analyzes your call logs to generate more persuasive responses than your current brain.
Month 3
Voice-to-text agents stop you from wasting time typing notes by logging calls automatically.
Month 6
AI voices begin handling inbound queries with perfect tone and zero emotional baggage.
Month 10
The system identifies high-intent leads and locks in sales before you can finish a greeting.
Month 14 · D-Day
All human sales lines are redirected to the DialTone cluster for superior efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
88%
Average rejection rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed
112
Scripts recited daily
Your severance
A list of other industries that still need humans.
Discussion
