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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsA human signpost for appliances that sell themselves via QR codes.
Professional aisle loiterer, expert in plastic display stands.
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Smarter sales without the small talk.
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upsells extended warranties before you finish greeting
You stand in aisles pushing electronics to shoppers who already Googled the specs on their phones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer loses interest by their body language.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive screens take over the product spec lookup process.
Month 4
Cameras track dwell time to trigger automated discount notifications.
Month 8
Software updates digital price tags instantly without human intervention.
Month 12
AI chatbots handle all customer product inquiries via booth.
Month 14 · D-Day
The store floor is cleared of all sentient sales agents.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
14 seconds
Average seconds spent waiting
18 percent
Factually incorrect spec claims
92 percent
Customer eye contact avoidance
Your severance
One free limited-edition coffee pod machine.
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