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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling overpriced jackets to people who hike once a year.
Professional outdoor enthusiast currently trapped in a shopping mall.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The shelf that talks back.
ow.you▸ OMNIGUIDE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sells the high-margin hard shell automatically
Explaining technical fabric specs and checking inventory for customers who are lost in the wilderness of a mall.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a customer actually needs a shell for an Everest expedition.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Store tablets now handle all technical fabric spec explanations.
Month 4
RFID tags track every jacket location in the warehouse.
Month 8
Sensors suggest the correct size based on body scans.
Month 13
All transactions move to automated pay-and-bag pods.
Month 18 · D-Day
The storefront is now a self-service showroom with no humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Infinite
Gore-Tex technical jargon capacity
45 mins
Average customer 'just looking' duration
200
Inventory lookups per shift
Your severance
A slightly used Gore-Tex patch kit.
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