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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning stadium memories into plastic kits is not a high-art form.
Professional spreadsheet jockey for overpriced polyester team gear.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing fan loyalty, one transaction at a time.
brr.you▸ KITLOGIX RETAIL CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
predicts sales surges based on match results
You oversee kit launches, merchandise stock, and fan-facing store apps. It is mostly spreadsheets and overpaid licensing deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team’s bad season will tank the sales of home kits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software track store stock without your daily manual check.
Month 5
Machine models calculate optimal kit drop dates using fan sentiment data.
Month 12
Algorithms handle contract renewals based on real-time club revenue performance targets.
Month 18
Generative designs replace your manual updates to the retail storefront app.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system fully automates all retail operations without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42
Spreadsheets per week
18
Licensing meeting hours
High
Emotional attachment to scarves
Your severance
Two stadium vouchers and a surplus training jersey.
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