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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour spreadsheets for strip malls are just target practice for us.
Professional stalker of bank branch footprints and sandwich shop sites.
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negotiates better lease terms while you sleep
You identify retail locations and negotiate commercial leases. We just predict revenue better than you ever could.
The one thing AI can't do
You can charm a grumpy property owner into signing when the data says no.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All your regional traffic and demographic data goes into the cloud.
Month 10
Smart templates replace the manual drafting of your letters of intent.
Month 20
Algorithms identify retail sites with higher accuracy than your intuition.
Year 2.5
A vision model tracks local council approvals to bypass your legwork.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Negotiation bots finalize the leases before you find the address.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4,200
Coffee meetings wasted
12%
Lease clauses missed
35%
Revenue forecast error
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite lunch spot.
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