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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTrading your personality for a spreadsheet row was always the plan.
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Closing deals without the expensive steak dinner.
toast.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER AI-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You pitch product lines to retailers and manage ongoing orders. Your value is currently measured in lunch meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a buyer is lying about their current shelf space capacity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM is synced to the central procurement intelligence engine.
Month 4
AI models generate optimized product pitches directly to retailer portals.
Month 8
Computer vision sensors replace physical store visits for audit reporting.
Month 13
Software automatically calculates and approves rebate structures based on profit.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final account relationship is handed to the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
too high
Average lunch expense
92 percent
Cold call failure rate
zero
Retailer patience
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one generic sales book.
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