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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling items to people who already know they want them.
Expert at finding the size that isn't on the shelf.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless commerce for the modern storefront.
toast.youAI▸ SHOPSYNC AUTO-TENDER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes returns with zero emotional judgment
Greeting customers, managing inventory on shelves, and processing transactions at the point-of-sale terminal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about having a receipt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors track inventory levels and detect when items are moved.
Month 7
Automated kiosks replace the need for standing behind a register.
Month 14
Customer apps direct shoppers to specific aisle and shelf locations.
Month 23
Robotic grippers pull inventory from the back room automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The store operates as a fully autonomous fulfillment node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
14 percent
Average smile per transaction
4 hours daily
Time spent refolding shirts
82 units
Items hidden in stockroom
Your severance
A coupon for 10 percent off your own inventory.
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