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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your final years of pretending to check the back room.
Human interface for product acquisition and inventory management.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Customer service without the sighs or breaks.
blub.you▸ SHELFBOT RETAIL-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks shelves while ignoring awkward small talk
Managing inventory, operating registers, and standing on a sales floor for hours to assist indecisive customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can tactfully kick out a disruptive customer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Visual sensors map inventory locations throughout the entire sales floor.
Month 10
Automated registers remove the need for human transaction processing.
Year 1.9
Sensors monitor product weight to automate restocking requests instantly.
Year 3
Robotic units handle item retrieval from storage for customer orders.
Year 4 · D-Day
All manual sales functions are transitioned to centralized system control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
48 daily
Average smiles forced
22 percent
Time spent 'checking back'
91 percent
Inventory accuracy rate
Your severance
A lifetime discount on items you no longer want.
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