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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsSelling phone plans in a mall is just waiting to be deleted.
Professional plan-pusher and mall-walker at the mobile desk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the small talk.
ow.youAI▸ KIOSKMATE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells unnecessary protection plans automatically
You pitch phone plans and troubleshoot billing issues in a kiosk. You are mostly a physical bridge for digital transactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to walk away in frustration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart screens replace the need to manually enter customer info.
Month 5
Automated vending machines handle all device and SIM distribution.
Month 11
AI diagnostics handle 99 percent of common billing and connection queries.
Month 17
Physical stores shrink as transaction kiosks remove the need for staff.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final human sales role is offloaded to a silent interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400 USD
Average commission per month
3 minutes
Customer patience lifespan
12,000
Irrelevant sales pitches made
Your severance
A coupon for 10 percent off your own bill.
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