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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsProfessional shelf-stalker waiting for the inevitable transition to self-checkout expansion.
Professional inventory guardian and expert in fake customer enthusiasm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing sales without needing a lunch break.
help!youAI▸ SHOPFLOOR BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers forced upsells via biometric proximity scans
You spend your shift managing inventory, updating price tags, and pushing upsell targets on disinterested customers. Your career is essentially a human-shaped placeholder for a QR code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to steal a display unit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Fixed overhead shelf cameras replace your manual scanning of SKUs for stock replenishment.
Month 7
Automated central systems adjust digital price tags, removing your tedious manual tagging duties.
Month 15
Interactive kiosks deploy personalized sales scripts to customers, rendering your vocal pitch redundant.
Year 1.9
Floor-based robotic units navigate the aisles to restock displays autonomously without human oversight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Storefront lights automatically dim as human presence is permanently decommissioned in favor of fully automated retail.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2.4%
Upsell Conversion Rate
12 weekly
Unpaid Overtime Hours
4000
Seconds Spent Smiling
Your severance
A lifetime discount code for items you can't afford.
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