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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou hand over boxes; a conveyor belt does it with more enthusiasm.
Professional box-lifter and fragile-item hand-off expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated box handoffs for the mindless masses.
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scans labels faster than your eyes focus
You facilitate package handoffs and conduct manual damage inspections. Your biological inefficiencies in handling cardboard and tape are officially noticed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically tell when a box feels like it contains something suspicious.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Customer kiosks replace your greeting and data entry tasks immediately.
Month 7
Multi-angle cameras detect package damage faster than any human eyeball ever will.
Month 18
High-speed robotic arms handle label application with zero creases or bubbles.
Year 2.2
Autonomous floor robots clear the floor of packages you would normally lift.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kiosk locks you out and officially informs you that you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Boxes Dropped Yearly
12 percent
Tape Efficiency
99 percent
Small Talk Boredom
Your severance
One complimentary roll of bubble wrap.
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