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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling overpriced dongles to confused grandparents is now an automated chore.
Professional hardware enthusiast, expert in gentle tech-shaming.
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toast.youAI▸ ICLERK V3▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells expensive accessories with aggressive gaze tracking
You pitch hardware features, manage customer demos, and explain why their phone is slow during busy shifts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer realizes they forgot their Apple ID password.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Interactive screens take over basic product feature explanations.
Week 9
Automated shelves track charger stock and reorder without humans.
Month 5
Password reset kiosks eliminate the manual hand-holding for accounts.
Month 10
Automated glass-cleaning drones keep demo screens fingerprint free.
Month 14 · D-Day
The store floor is fully automated, leaving no space for humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average smile duration
60 percent
Time spent talking to walls
12 units
Dongles sold per shift
Your severance
A one-year supply of microfiber polishing cloths.
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