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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsMoving items from shelves to baskets is a temporary human hobby.
Master of aisle four and the self-checkout alarm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The shelf never sleeps or takes breaks.
no no noyouAI▸ TESCOSHELFBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
identifies and cleans spills before detection
You stock shelves, manage price labels, handle self-checkout alerts, and answer customer questions about product locations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to ask a truly bizarre question.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Electronic shelf labels replace paper signs to stop manual updates.
Month 5
Floor-mounted sensors track every missing item in real time.
Month 13
Overhead gantries drop stock directly onto shelves without humans.
Year 1.9
Floor robots vacuum and scrub spills as they happen.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated; the store runs entirely autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
400 units
Shelves stocked hourly
Instant
Spill cleaning speed
Infinite
Checkout error patience
Your severance
One lifetime supply of store brand frozen peas.
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