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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist only because grandmas are terrified of their own touchscreens.
Professional translator between humans and glass rectangles
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Simple tech for simple humans
glub.youAI▸ OMNIGEN KIOSK 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
migrates digital life in three taps
You sell smartphones to technophobes and spend hours manually moving their contacts and photos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a customer loses the will to understand 5G.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart kiosks replace your sales pitch with pre-recorded, simple instructions.
Month 4
Contact transfer software pulls data from old SIMs instantly.
Month 8
Forgotten PINs disappear as face and finger scans take over.
Month 12
Retail floors transition to purely automated dispensing lockers.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human retail staff are moved to the decommissioning queue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 hours daily
Time spent explaining cloud sync
94 percent
Users who forget PINs
12 minutes
Average sale patience
Your severance
One free refurbished flip phone from the bin
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