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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou sell dongles to people who could buy them on their phone.
Expert in explaining why the cheaper cable works fine.
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oof.youAI▸ KIOSKGEN V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells extended warranties to confused elderly shoppers
You explain tech specs to confused customers and manage store inventory levels. You stand on the floor all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their product knowledge.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart shelf scales alert the central system to all stock changes.
Month 4
Interactive screens answer customer questions about tech specifications and compatibility.
Month 10
Autonomous carts move heavy stock from the back to the floor.
Month 16
Small robots scrub fingerprints off display glass every thirty minutes.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The retail floor is fully automated and human employees are gone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
8 minutes
Average time explaining HDMI
92 percent
Customer confusion rate
Maximum
Retail floor fatigue
Your severance
One free USB-C cable and a store coupon.
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