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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling overpriced data plans to confused seniors is an algorithm's specialty.
Professional bill-explainer and router-reboot enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Upgrading customers while they wait in line.
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You spend your day explaining phone bills, troubleshooting router issues, and pushing endless contract upgrades to impatient customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to throw a router at you.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The portal stops hiding the true cost of your services.
Month 4
Network software fixes connection drops before the customer even notices.
Month 8
Touchscreen pods replace the counter and the need for human validation.
Month 12
AI predicts exactly which plan upgrade will trick the customer today.
Month 13 · D-Day
The store locks its doors because nobody needs a human guide.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
12 minutes
Average time per customer
45 daily
Irrelevant sales pitches made
100 percent
Useless troubleshooting steps
Your severance
A decommissioned flip phone and a store key.
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