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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou exist to bridge the gap between bad user interfaces and reality.
Human interface for broken web applications and panicking investors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless execution for the impatient masses
help!youAI▸ TRADEFLOW LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency trades while ghosting support tickets
You manually process stock orders and help confused customers navigate the trading platform interface. You are basically a glorified error-handling script.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a panicked user who just realized they lost their life savings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Basic AI handles the most common password reset and status inquiries.
Month 14
Advanced vision models clear KYC backlog without needing human eyes.
Year 2
Internal tools consolidate into one interface that needs no manual explanation.
Year 2.9
System predicts user confusion before they even click the help button.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system runs self-sufficiently while your account access is terminated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2 seconds
Average query response time
4 percent
Human error rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
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