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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts haunting an inevitable server optimization script.
Optimizer of trash and volts, guardian of the bottom line.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time waste and power optimization for retailers.
glub.youAI▸ UTILITYLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates billing cycles across all store locations
You track thousands of waste and utility bills to squeeze marginal savings from a sprawling retail empire.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a local utility monopoly is bluffing about their fee structures.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All utility and waste invoices are converted into a unified database.
Month 4
Software identifies overbilling and contract violations without manual review.
Month 8
IoT sensors in waste compactors trigger pickups only when necessary.
Month 13
Models adjust HVAC settings in real-time based on local weather.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system fully manages all contracts and audits without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.02 percent
Average utility bill variance
99.9 percent
Waste pickup efficiency
3.2 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own utility tracking dashboard.
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