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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy scanning barcodes until your replacements are cheaper than the plastic.
Professional shelf-facer and professional customer-complaint absorber.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No more small talk, just fast checkouts.
toast.youAI▸ SHELFBOT RETAIL OS-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks floor inventory while customers sleep
You stock shelves, face merchandise, handle point-of-sale systems, and manage customer returns and complaints throughout the day.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive sense for where an item is when the inventory system fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map stock levels in real time to remove human guessing.
Month 5
More kiosks mean fewer reasons for you to be at registers.
Month 13
Small mobile units replace the need for physical shelf facing.
Year 2.1
The machines clean the aisles while you stare at walls.
Year 3 · D-Day
The doors open to a fully automated, human-free retail space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
800 daily
Average items scanned
12 ft/min
Shelf-facing speed
42
Annoying questions per shift
Your severance
A lifetime discount on digital gift cards.
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