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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsPlastic blocks sell themselves; you are just a structural safety hazard.
Expert at navigating sea of screaming toddlers and scattered bricks
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Seamless plastic dispensing for the modern family.
toast.youAI▸ BRICKSTATION AUTO-RETAILER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks the shelf while the store sleeps
You stock colorful bricks, manage chaotic queues of tired parents, and operate the point-of-sale terminal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the limited-edition castle set is sold out without crashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Weight sensors track inventory levels and detect stock gaps automatically.
Month 7
Robotic vacuums handle spill cleanup and keep aisles clear.
Month 16
Point-of-sale terminals are replaced by high-speed self-checkout kiosks.
Year 2.3
Small robots move stock from warehouse to display racks silently.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The store becomes a fully autonomous self-service brick experience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4,500
Bricks sorted per hour
0.02
Parent patience index
12,000
Floor spills handled
Your severance
A lifetime supply of off-brand grey plastic baseplates.
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