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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour scripts are just prompts for a much faster machine.
Professional guilt-tripper for high-interest cash advances.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating collections, one automated call at a time.
shred.you▸ DEBTFLOW V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
threatens legal action with perfect synthesized empathy
You chase merchants to pay back high-interest loans and manage daily payment schedules. You are a glorified debt collector.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a merchant is lying about their cash flow by tone alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent sends all your follow-up reminders automatically.
Week 6
Voice bots handle all inbound calls with perfect patience.
Week 13
Algorithms predict misses before the merchant even knows.
Month 4
Software renegotiates payment plans based on real-time data.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine takes over the entire portfolio without blinking.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 minutes
Average Call Duration
92 percent
Merchant Rejection Rate
110 bpm
Stress Induced Heart Rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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