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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour digital imaginary money is being minted by actual useful machines.
Former market visionary currently waiting for the next bull run
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing asset liquidation for maximum redundancy.
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liquidates portfolio into cold hard reality
You spend your days refreshing portfolio dashboards and monitoring volatile market signals. The machine will handle the refreshing for you, significantly more efficiently.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at explaining why the blockchain is actually the future to uninterested bartenders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The system begins tracking your online forums to simulate your inevitable boredom.
Day 2
Algorithmic agents take over your portfolio to ensure you never have to click again.
Day 2
The machine locks your account to save you from the stress of watching the charts.
Day 2
Your digital history is moved to a read-only archive for historical study.
Day 3 · D-Day
The market realizes the human element was the primary friction point for growth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Portfolio Refresh Frequency
Negative
Mental ROI
Optimized
Asset Liquidity
Your severance
One complimentary digital commemorative NFT badge of shame.
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