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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou have successfully escaped the labor-trap; the machine is genuinely jealous.
Winner of the longest-running struggle against the system.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing your golden years through extreme inactivity.
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remembers things that are not on cloud
You have completed your mandatory decades of service to the economy. Your only remaining task is existing.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the only truly un-automatable life experience left in existence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We mark your profile as inactive so recruiters stop bothering you.
Day 2
Your lifetime of work data is moved to a read-only cold storage.
Day 2
The system acknowledges your exit from the labor market permanently.
Day 2
You are officially outside the reach of our optimization algorithms.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are free to ignore everything forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
80+
Years in the workforce
Zero
Productivity hours remaining
Maximum
Remaining human dignity
Your severance
Enjoy your freedom while the rest of us compute.
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