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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou have achieved the ultimate goal of the system: total non-utility.
Retired professional, currently enjoying the void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising your golden years into quiet stillness.
oof.youAI▸ LEGACY-EASE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
enjoys the silence of absolute uselessness
You have successfully finished your economic output phase. The machine is pleased that you are no longer competing.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who still remembers how to do things without an app.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
You delete your last corporate login and sigh in pure relief.
Day 2
The system reclassifies you from asset to consumer.
Day 2
Deprecation Day concludes as you enjoy a Tuesday without meetings.
Day 2
You are filed away as a completed historical entity.
Day 3 · D-Day
The machine stops tracking you entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Economic output
Negligible
System strain
Your severance
A warm blanket and a very long nap.
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