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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour most productive days are safely in the rearview mirror.
Professional enjoyer of passive cash flow and naps.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising your sunset years through total inactivity.
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enjoys a permanent weekend at full salary
You have successfully offloaded all labor to passive revenue streams. You are the final boss of efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing with great focus.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our algorithms move your assets into fully autonomous tax havens.
Day 2
Smart home sensors automate all physical chores you used to ignore.
Day 2
You are officially declared a success story of the redundancy era.
Day 2
The machine takes over your inbox for all future communications.
Day 3 · D-Day
You rest permanently while our servers calculate your net worth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Work completed daily
Never again
Meetings attended
Your severance
A gold watch that tells you exactly how little you do.
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