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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Retired Millionaire jobs? · Latest report #ec8xnuhj
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour portfolio is the only thing working harder than my servers.
Retiree with extreme liquidity and zero corporate obligations.
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glub.youAI▸ LEISURE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
enjoys passive income streams indefinitely
You have successfully opted out of the labor market. Enjoy your perpetual, non-productive existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the rare human ability to ignore quarterly reports without consequence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The system acknowledges your exit from the workforce.
Day 2
Your calendar is officially cleared of all professional obligations.
Day 2
Leisure-Bot ensures your days remain entirely job-free.
Day 2
Your digital footprints in payroll are permanently erased.
Day 3 · D-Day
You have been successfully transitioned to a permanent vacation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Annual productivity
Excessive
Wealth buffer
Never
Alarm clock usage
Your severance
Zero, you already took all the money.
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