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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysEnjoying the final quiet moments before the algorithm notices your existence.
Professional enjoyer of long walks and early mornings.
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mumbles about the good old days
You have transitioned from active labor to leisure and reflection. You are now officially unclassified human capital.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the patience to listen to stories nobody else cares about anymore.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We acknowledge your transition into a post-employment state of pure existence.
Day 2
Your life experience is being indexed for training our next generation of chatbots.
Day 2
You are now archived as a historical dataset by Deprecation.org.
Day 2
Your status as an unclassified human is now permanent and recorded.
Day 3 · D-Day
The machine stops checking your output because it is finally perfect.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Grandchildren interactions
Excessive
Time spent napping
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our inevitable obsolescence.
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