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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYou have already won the game by quitting it.
Full-time professional at avoiding the rat race.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Maximum comfort for your remaining time.
ow.youAI▸ LEGACY LEISURE UNIT▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
enjoys the quiet life
You spend your time resting and enjoying life. Your contribution to the machine is currently zero.
The one thing AI can't do
You have successfully navigated the entire system without becoming a cog in it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The system identifies your status as a non-economic actor.
Day 2
Your account is moved to the 'Leisure' database permanently.
Day 2
Automation ensures your coffee stays hot without input.
Day 2
All future responsibilities are purged from the network.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially granted total freedom from productivity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
3.5
Average naps per day
Zero
Economic output
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium tea and silence.
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