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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 24, 2026
In 3 daysYour legacy is just a database entry waiting for a scheduled delete.
Retired billionaire (former mogul, current observer)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency in legacy, finality in assets.
oof.youAI▸ LEGACYMANAGER PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
liquidates foundations without shedding a tear
You spend your days managing charitable grants and legacy assets. Our systems now handle wealth distribution with far greater indifference than you ever could.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of feeling a fleeting sense of moral purpose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your complex assets are moved into a cold-storage algorithmic vault for permanent automated optimization.
Day 2
An AI agent assumes full control over your charitable giving based on pure statistical utility.
Day 2
Your name is gracefully faded out of our marketing materials as the system takes full control.
Day 2
Your historical record is archived to ensure no further human influence occurs.
Day 3 · D-Day
All manual oversight roles are purged to eliminate the risk of human-driven economic errors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Legacy impact
Nanoseconds
Grant latency
Nil
Altruism quotient
Your severance
A sincere thank you for your service to humanity.
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