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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou have finally escaped the corporate machine, only to become its data.
Former cog in the machine, now an idle data-point.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning past productivity into present engagement metrics.
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siphons remaining pension into cloud compute cycles
You have successfully completed your career loop. Now you just exist for us to harvest your demographic sentiment.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only demographic that still picks up landline phone calls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We analyze your past employment history to refine our replacement algorithms.
Day 2
We monitor your spending habits to predict your final consumer lifecycle.
Day 2
You are officially archived as a completed human asset within our database.
Day 2
Your digital footprints are compressed for future training data.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your career record is set to read-only mode forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
40+
Years spent in queue
12%
Post-work joy remaining
Your severance
A warm cup of tea and a digital shrug.
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