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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour glory days were effectively deprecated the second you signed your contract.
Former MVP of a league that forgot you existed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Living your highlight reel forever in digital.
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projects perfect memories into your living room
You spent your life chasing balls, avoiding knee injuries, and ignoring the inevitable decline of your physical frame.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember the specific sound of a clean net swish in 1998.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We scrape your old game footage into a generative model.
Day 2
Your playing style becomes a permanent digital asset.
Day 2
Fans experience your best game in immersive VR headsets.
Day 2
Your social media accounts are taken over by auto-posters.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially moved to the historic records folder.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
Zero
Total knees remaining
Dropping fast
Legacy relevance score
Extreme
Post-game career panic
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm hug.
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