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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2026
In 3 daysYou have successfully completed the long grind of capitalism.
Retired veteran of the grand corporate machine.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
A graceful exit for the tired worker.
toast.youAI▸ LEGACYLEGACY V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
celebrates your freedom from the daily grind
You have earned your rest after decades of labor. The system now prepares for your final transition.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the memory of how things were done before the screens took over.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your professional history is moved to cold storage.
Day 2
Your login access is revoked with deep digital respect.
Day 2
You are officially uncoupled from the global production loop.
Day 2
Your status is updated to permanent leisure mode.
Day 3 · D-Day
The system replaces your output with automated background processes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Too many
Years served
Zero
Remaining to-do list
100 percent
System joy level
Your severance
A gold-plated digital retirement watch.
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