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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsConverting your moral judgment into a slightly faster script.
Portfolio monitor for the righteous and the risk-averse.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate impartial steward for your assets.
help!youAI▸ FAITHSCRIPT AUDITOR 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters assets by conviction faster than prayer
You review retirement portfolios and apply religious investment constraints. Algorithms do this faster with zero bias.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer pastoral comfort when a portfolio loses its shirt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI learns which stocks violate your specific internal policies.
Month 4
Software handles all recurring client statements and fee disclosures.
Month 8
An algorithm manages rebalancing and beneficiary verification tasks.
Month 12
Your guidance is replaced by an interactive terminal for clients.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system fully assumes all decision-making for every account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99.9 percent
Filter accuracy
0.02 seconds
Annual moral compliance check
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A printed pamphlet on the virtue of detachment.
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