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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour lunch meetings are just glorified data entry with expensive wine.
High-octane pitch master with a taste for expense accounts.
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Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
oof.youAI▸ WEALTHSTREAM AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates commission structures for zero human error
You pitch retirement plan products to financial advisors and manage complex corporate accounts through relentless relationship building.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an advisor is lying about their client's actual risk appetite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software identifies leads better than your manual spreadsheet tracking.
Month 4
Algorithms deliver personalized fund performance reports faster than your pitch.
Month 8
High-fidelity video avatars handle your routine advisor check-in calls.
Month 13
AI systems negotiate and sign plan agreements without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full account management and closes you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
125 USD
Average lunch expense
3 percent
Cold call conversion
400 yearly
Suit dry cleaning cost
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-commissioned future.
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