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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Return To Vendor Clerk jobs? · Latest report #f8yz4m38
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsScanning barcodes for refunds is a task for a sensor, not you.
Pallet whisperer with a clipboard and a bad back.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the loop on your inventory waste.
brr.you▸ VENDORSYNC-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
verifies damaged goods in nanoseconds
You process pallet returns and verify damaged stock against digital inventory logs. The machines do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly how to stack a mangled pallet so it doesn't collapse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res sensors map every inch of the return dock floor.
Month 7
Software automatically updates inventory counts as items pass through doors.
Month 16
Conveyor systems take over the physical movement of returned crates.
Year 2.2
Autonomous pallet jacks load trucks without human intervention.
Year 3 · D-Day
The clerk station is removed to make room for more shelving.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.9%
Pallet accuracy
Zero
Manual data entry
Constant
Damage claims processed
Your severance
One lifetime membership card and a half-eaten pizza.
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