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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsDeciding which flattened cardboard boxes deserve a second life at IKEA.
Professional bin-diver for failed flat-pack dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting damaged goods so you never have to.
nom.you▸ BINLOGIC RETURNSCAN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans fabric condition with laser precision
Assesses returned furniture for damage and policy compliance. Decides if goods return to shelves or the trash bin.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of a pet that invalidates a furniture return.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
RFID sensors start tracking returns before they hit your desk.
Month 5
High-res cameras identify surface damage faster than your human eyes.
Month 11
Robotic arms move verified items to back-stock shelves automatically.
Month 17
Software updates instantly reject returns that fall outside policy windows.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The return area is fully autonomous and strictly bin-only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14 seconds
Average bin-or-shelf delay
low
Manual tape-rolling speed
hourly
Doubtful furniture assessments
Your severance
A lifetime supply of Swedish meatballs and tape.
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