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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling complex solutions for software that solves the problem of software.
Turning business chaos into expensive, unmaintainable JSON configurations.
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automates requirement gathering via chat ingestion
You map business processes into CRM systems and configure cloud revenue workflows for enterprise clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual data quality issues.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your legacy schemas and map them instantly.
Month 5
Conversational agents gather stakeholder feedback without ever needing lunch.
Month 10
System architecture is defined by code, not your manual clicking.
Month 15
The system patches its own CPQ errors in real time.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a final calendar invite for your own exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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