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June 21, 2027
In 8 monthsTurning your slide deck lectures into a silent, pre-recorded algorithm.
Professional slide-deck builder, expert at ignoring sales-team complaints.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated onboarding for the soul-crushed sales hire.
toast.youAI▸ REVCOACH AI V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire deck of training slides
You create training slides and pitch decks that sales teams ignore. You then track their usage metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a sales rep stops listening.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI creates all your slide decks from raw product notes.
Week 6
Digital avatars replace your boring onboarding webinar voice.
Month 3
System updates sales playbooks based on live win data.
Month 5
Software tracks rep performance and fixes their knowledge gaps.
Month 8 · D-Day
The entire department is replaced by a single API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
482
Slides ignored per week
98%
Onboarding fatigue rating
12
Meetings about slide layouts
Your severance
One free trial of the software you just taught.
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