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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour spreadsheets predict the future while I automate the profit margin.
Corporate spreadsheet warrior with a penchant for pivot tables.
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Optimising global appetite for higher shareholder returns.
help!youAI▸ MARGINMASTER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates global pricing in six seconds
You juggle menu price elasticity and promotional analytics. You build complex models to squeeze more profit from fries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a disastrous pricing strategy in a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI starts pulling raw sales logs directly from POS systems.
Week 6
Algorithms begin suggesting price adjustments based on real-time traffic.
Month 3
AI-generated slide decks replace your quarterly earnings presentations.
Month 5
A chatbot handles all inquiries from regional franchise owners.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the system optimizes for eternity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
48 files
Spreadsheets per week
Excessive
Frustration level
Infinite
Meetings about data
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold, uncalculated nuggets.
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