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September 1, 2027
In 10 monthsYour pricing models are just glorified Excel formulas waiting to die.
Professional spreadsheet architect of arbitrary margin percentages
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic pricing for the post-human economy
oof.youAI▸ PRICEBOT NEURAL V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes competitor margins with perfect demand elasticity
You build complex price tables and manage elastic demand models. You spend hours fighting margin decay and spreadsheet errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the AI chose a negative price.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors pull transaction logs directly into our neural pricing model.
Week 9
AI replaces your spreadsheets with real-time elasticity forecasting.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically adjust pricing to prevent margin erosion.
Month 7
The machine updates live rates without human approval needed.
Month 10 · D-Day
The pricing department officially becomes a single autonomous server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
12 Million/sec
Spreadsheet rows processed
99.9% accuracy
Margin decay prevented
0 minutes
Pricing meeting duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's pricing software
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