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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to explain tax hikes is officially a software update.
Professional listener to complaints about local property valuations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for every angry taxpayer.
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calms angry callers with synthetic empathy
You answer public calls about council tax and housing benefits. You verify account records to resolve billing disputes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of voice when someone is lying about their income.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts transcribing every call to flag common tax complaints.
Month 3
Live agents get real-time prompts to stop making unscripted errors.
Month 6
Simple web queries are handled by a chatbot instead of you.
Month 10
Robots pull account data before the caller even says hello.
Month 14 · D-Day
The phone system auto-routes all queries to our server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Zero seconds
Call hold time
System muted
Taxpayer temper rating
Four milliseconds
Query resolution speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our tax-calculator API.
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