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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your mountain of returns into a pile of corporate regret.
Expert in turning customer mistakes into your busy work.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The garbage disposal unit for your failed sales.
splat.you▸ RETURMATIK 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
instantly route returns to the landfill
You process returned goods, inspect for damage, and figure out if items go back to stock or the landfill.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a customer is lying about a damaged product.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify product damage before the human even looks.
Month 5
Inventory software automatically logs returns without human input.
Month 10
Pincers replace the human touch for sorting bulky boxes.
Month 15
AI decides the fate of every item without hesitation.
Month 19 · D-Day
The warehouse functions perfectly without any human intervention at all.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 per hour
Average package processing speed
99 percent
Returns marked as 'not my problem'
High
Regret level of customers
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lightly used shipping tape.
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